白酒 发表于 2013-11-17 03:54:40

(生活趣事) 这是肿么了?[:O]（图）

<html><head></head><body><br /><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font><p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;"><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">俺家一只五岁的老母鸡已经几个月不下蛋了</span><font face="Calibri">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">俺以为她决定提前退休了</span><font face="Calibri">.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font><p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;"><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">今天见她趴窝以为她改主意了</span><font face="Calibri">: </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">退休没事儿干</span><font face="Calibri">, </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">不如继续工作</span><font face="Calibri">.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font><p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;"><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">没想到她下了个葫芦娃</span><font face="Calibri">!!!</font></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font><p align="center" style="margin: 0cm 0cm 10pt; text-align: center;"><font size="3"><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">这是肿么了</span><font face="Calibri">? </font><span lang="ZH-CN" style="font-family: SimSun; mso-ascii-font-family: Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font: minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family: SimSun; mso-fareast-theme-font: minor-fareast; mso-hansi-font-family: Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font: minor-latin;">求解</span><font face="Calibri">.</font></font><font face="Times New Roman" size="3"> </font></div><div align="center"><input src="http://farm8.staticflickr.com/7294/10894728846_c1d85df7a2_c.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><input src="http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3693/10894985723_de81dca7df_c.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><input src="http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5524/10894847164_3f6726d0a3_c.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /></div><div align="center"> </div><div align="center"><input src="http://farm6.staticflickr.com/5528/10894851824_ee245a6929_c.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /></div><br /><br /> <div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

veil 发表于 2013-11-17 04:15:00

那个都是她下的？[:))][:))]

<html><head></head><body><table cellpadding="8" height="100%" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top"><br />留着吧，难得呢。（俺是没见过）<div></div><br /><br /> <div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div></div><input src="http://music.ddupload.com/show.aspx?id=80716.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" width="200" /><div> </div><div>拜晴MM所赐, 帅<img src="http://www.topchinesenews.com/img/23.gif" /></div></div></div></td></tr></table></body></html>

salmonfish 发表于 2013-11-17 04:22:46

年龄大了，卵巢退化。或者“怀孕期间”受到刺激，卵巢收缩。[:-K][:-K][:-K]

<html><head></head><body><table cellpadding="8" height="100%" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top"><br />照吃不误！<div></div><br /><br /> <div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></td></tr></table></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-17 04:32:52

那个是正常的, 做个比较.

<html><head></head><body><table cellpadding="8" height="100%" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top"><br /><div>留? 鸡蛋能留多久?[:-K]</div><br /><br /> <div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></td></tr></table></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-17 04:37:50

有道理. 不是啥怪病就好.[:)]

<html><head></head><body><table cellpadding="8" height="100%" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top"><br /><div>不敢吃. 明天打开看看, 估计木有黄.</div><br /><br /> <div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></td></tr></table></body></html>

veil 发表于 2013-11-17 04:40:06

做成千年蛋？[:))]

<html><head></head><body><br />  做成千年蛋？ <img border="0" src="/img/16.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div></div><input src="http://music.ddupload.com/show.aspx?id=80716.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" width="200" /><div> </div><div>拜晴MM所赐, 帅<img src="http://www.topchinesenews.com/img/23.gif" /></div></div></div></body></html>

salmonfish 发表于 2013-11-17 04:45:01

没事儿。应该有黄。孵化它！不定孵出个“葫芦鸡”呢[:-K]。[:-K]（图）

<html><head></head><body><table cellpadding="8" height="100%" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top"><br />没事儿。应该有黄。孵化它！不定孵出个“葫芦鸡”呢 <input border="0" src="/img/20.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /> 。 <input border="0" src="/img/20.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /><br /><br /> <p><div align="right"><font color="#ff0000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c4dfff">  本贴由[<b>salmonfish</b>]最后编辑于：2013-11-16 20:47:28  </font></div><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></td></tr></table></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-17 04:54:27

[:))]

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白酒 发表于 2013-11-17 04:58:09

正纠结是打开看里面什么样, 还是抽空留蛋壳?

<html><head></head><body><br />  正纠结是打开看里面什么样, 还是抽空留蛋壳?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

大清太平 发表于 2013-11-17 05:00:06

砖家认为，此乃生产过程中受到白酒百般惊吓威胁利诱所致[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  砖家认为，此乃生产过程中受到白酒百般惊吓威胁利诱所致 <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div></div><br /><input src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/346109651_87e775379d_o.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" width="150" /><br /><br /></div></div></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-17 05:05:44

砖家这是辣晕了吧.[:))]

<html><head></head><body><table cellpadding="8" height="100%" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top"><br /><div>现在在国内FB很危险呦.[:-K]</div><br /><br /> <div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></td></tr></table></body></html>

大清太平 发表于 2013-11-17 05:07:21

砖家不是辣晕了，是被自己的板砖给砸晕了[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  砖家不是辣晕了，是被自己的板砖给砸晕了 <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div></div><br /><input src="http://farm1.static.flickr.com/159/346109651_87e775379d_o.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" width="150" /><br /><br /></div></div></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-17 05:13:05

哪来的板砖, 是板栗吧?[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  哪来的板砖, 是板栗吧? <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

清晴 发表于 2013-11-17 07:19:32

俺能说啥，，，神蛋啊[:-K][:-M]要把这只老母鸡供起来[:))]（图）

<html><head></head><body><table cellpadding="8" height="100%" width="100%"><tr><td valign="top"><br />俺能说啥，，，神蛋啊 <input border="0" src="/img/20.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /> <input border="0" src="/img/21.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /> 要把这只老母鸡供起来 <input border="0" src="/img/16.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /><br /><br /> <p><div align="right"><font color="#ff0000" style="BACKGROUND-COLOR: #c4dfff">  本贴由[<b>清晴</b>]最后编辑于：2013-11-16 23:22:54  </font></div><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div><br /></div><input src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/AliFace2/fall.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /><br /><br /></div></div></td></tr></table></body></html>

veil 发表于 2013-11-17 07:55:56

老母鸡中的战斗机[:))]

<html><head></head><body><br />  老母鸡中的战斗机 <img border="0" src="/img/16.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div></div><input src="http://music.ddupload.com/show.aspx?id=80716.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" width="200" /><div> </div><div>拜晴MM所赐, 帅<img src="http://www.topchinesenews.com/img/23.gif" /></div></div></div></body></html>

清晴 发表于 2013-11-17 08:02:46

我是碰到过下类似神蛋的母鸡，不过姜还是老的辣，这种神蛋第一次见[:-D]

<html><head></head><body><br />  我是碰到过下类似神蛋的母鸡，不过姜还是老的辣，这种神蛋第一次见 <img border="0" src="/img/8.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div><br /></div><input src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/AliFace2/fall.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /><br /><br /></div></div></body></html>

清晴 发表于 2013-11-17 08:24:31

还有一种可能性：老了钙流失严重嘛，要补钙[:-K][:-M]

<html><head></head><body><br />  还有一种可能性：老了钙流失严重嘛，要补钙 <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /> <img border="0" src="/img/21.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div><br /></div><input src="http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c244/AliFace2/fall.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /><br /><br /></div></div></body></html>

三公子 发表于 2013-11-17 09:36:38

诊断：经常被忽视，来了个奇招，不信白酒不另眼看待[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  诊断：经常被忽视，来了个奇招，不信白酒不另眼看待 <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div></div><input src="http://i44.tinypic.com/2zhfbjo.gif" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /><div> </div><div></div></div></div></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-18 03:27:06

俺没说错, 的确没黄. 娃是孵不出来滴.[:-K]（图）

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白酒 发表于 2013-11-18 03:30:37

老母鸡自己走下神坛, 今天下了个正常蛋.[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  老母鸡自己走下神坛, 今天下了个正常蛋. <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-18 03:33:19

这只还真不缺钙--经常偷吃鸡蛋.[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  这只还真不缺钙--经常偷吃鸡蛋. <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-18 03:36:04

这只老母鸡故事最多, 整天跟着你, 想忽视都不行.[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  这只老母鸡故事最多, 整天跟着你, 想忽视都不行. <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

veil 发表于 2013-11-18 03:58:18

啊呀，打开了？蛋壳得留着[:)]

<html><head></head><body><br />  啊呀，打开了？蛋壳得留着 <img border="0" src="/img/1.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><div></div><input src="http://music.ddupload.com/show.aspx?id=80716.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" width="200" /><div> </div><div>拜晴MM所赐, 帅<img src="http://www.topchinesenews.com/img/23.gif" /></div></div></div></body></html>

大猫日记 发表于 2013-11-18 05:44:20

难道说传说中的葫芦娃就要诞生了？ [:-Q]

<html><head></head><body><br />  难道说传说中的葫芦娃就要诞生了？ <img border="0" src="/img/23.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:5px;MARGIN-BOTTOM:10px"><br /><img src="/img/sign.gif" />---<div style="width:450px;MARGIN-LEFT:10px"><input src="http://tdnazg.bay.livefilestore.com/y1pW3hkijJAabj2ucNbeij8MSwTAm4t-4HOs3iiiWt9Wqsd2iml18wCbzXe86jXQJkNbIIHfCYjYFWNVmnE5mPWkDtCVG9YoQAX/zimages.jpg" style="CURSOR: default" type="image" /></div></div></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-18 05:58:07

木有诞生的机会了. 前面说了, 打开看里面没有黄.[:P]

<html><head></head><body><br />  木有诞生的机会了. 前面说了, 打开看里面没有黄. <img border="0" src="/img/12.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

bluemei 发表于 2013-11-18 08:11:35

早产蛋[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  早产蛋 <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

白酒 发表于 2013-11-18 19:02:44

那俺得好好给她补补[:-K]

<html><head></head><body><br />  那俺得好好给她补补 <img border="0" src="/img/20.gif" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="MARGIN-TOP:20px;MARGIN-LEFT:0;MARGIN-BOTTOM:0;float:left"></div></body></html>

天涯浪子 发表于 2013-11-20 08:08:58

鸡犬不宁花生蛋 - 双喜临门香蕉蛋（图）

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白酒 发表于 2013-11-21 04:13:10

花生蛋, 香蕉蛋都不如大圆蛋.[:-K]

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